Okay, this post was made with my folks in mind. My dad, and most of his brothers, attended the University of Iowa. In fact, until my sister and I attended Colorado State, I'm pretty sure our blood ran black and gold. I think my grandfather probably rolled over in his grave when I decided that Iowa, an out-of-state school, wasn't in the cards.
All is not lost, family. Believe it or not, Gareth is already starting to look at potential schools and we think he's leaning toward the University of Iowa!
The word is "Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,

Let every loyal Iowan sing;

The word is "Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,"

Until the walls and rafters ring (Go Hawks!)

Come on and cheer, cheer, cheer, for IOWA

Come on and cheer until you hear the final gun.

The word is "Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,"
Until the game is won.
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Or at least until someone finishes sucking on his sock.